Not I.

I thought you might want to see what I see in the mirror when I wake up. I know what you're thinking...

...my hair never gets that long, and it doesn't, but it's definitely just as messy. But seriously though, I do look that good.

I don't particularly like writing about what I think or do because that suggests that I have some level of introspection, and I don't want to suggest that. So, for right now, you can think of me as a dribbling fool who doesn't really think much. It will be better for both of us.

Onto the matter at hand, I need to catch up to Rob's volume of posts (and pictures), and the only way to do that is to crank them out faster than I can think of what to crank into them. So here-a-go's my cranking...

Over the past couple of months, a couple of major changes have steered me in a different direction than I thought I was headed. And so I relay them:

First of all....I dropped all of my classes in an attempt to have enough free time to best Rob in this battle of being more interesting. Seriously though, I landed an internship with a great company here in Austin and now work a refreshing 9-5 to job!

Second of all...I've become a comic. For better or worse, I find myself on the seedy underbelly of Austin's unprofessionalized comedy scene. I'm being taught by improvisor and local Austin comic, Andy Crouch, as well as professional comic writer and stand-up comedian, Dan French. But I still haven't found the will and/or confidence to perform at an open-mic night. Don't rush me, I'm metamorphosizing into a comic butterfly.

I don't want to go into detail on either of those topics for now, I'll leave it for another post, another time. But for now, if you haven't checked out Rob's blog yet, do it, do it. www.movementatitsfinest.blogspot.com. It's pretty dense and phil-o-so-phi-cal. I'm not at smart as him*, so I don't write with such eloquence. I've read all of Rob's posts, and they don't mention me. We can assume that he's ignoring me in his own best interests, so as not to bring any attention to my worldly adventures. My worldy adventures are so interesting and important that after reading about them, every other man would tremble in his own inadequacy. Rob's blog doesn't make me tremble, but it does kinda make me twitch.

So, this post didn't have much substance, but it did have a picture of Rambo. And that's all that really matters.

*In case you were wondering, we proved Rob's intellectual superiority with an online IQ test on which he scored two points higher than myself, scoring a 74.